Look, if you’ve ever opened your laptop, sighed and whispered “God abeg…” then this list is for you. Life is not supposed to be back-to-back stress. If these signs sound familiar, Omo it’s time to carry your bag and disappear for a bit.

1. Your Office Chair Has Started to Feel Like a Prison Sentence

8 hours? You’re sitting there like it’s NYSC camp punishment. Even the chair creaks in sympathy now.

2. You’re Using ‘Good Morning’ to Mean ‘Don’t Talk to Me’

Coworker: “Good morning!”

You: smiles in suffering “Morning.”

Translation: I’m one email away from losing it, please.

3. Every Slight Inconvenience Feels Like a National Emergency

NEPA takes light mid-meeting? You’re ready to cry. Keke splashes water on you? War. Someone says “please circle back”? Block them.

4. Your WhatsApp Auto-Reply Might as Well Say ‘Leave Me Alone’

Family group chat: Sends 17 messages about nothing

You: “Noted. Thanks.”

Your brain? Offline since Monday.

5. You Daydream About Relocating to One Small Quiet Village Abroad

You don’t know where. You don’t even care. As long as there’s peace, WiFi and no Lagos traffic.

6. You’ve Been Googling ‘Vacation to Dubai’ Like You’re an Influencer

You haven’t booked one thing but you already know the best brunch spots, where to rent a yacht and which outfit pops at the Desert Safari. Meanwhile, you’re still on your 9-5 Zoom call in Surulere.

7. You Start Hissing at Your Alarm Like It’s a Witch

The alarm rings and you’re like, “Which kind wahala be this?” Your spirit has left the group chat.

8. You’re Getting Irritated by People Who Are… Just Existing

Somebody is chewing gum too loudly? You’re annoyed. Another person is breathing loudly on the bus? You’re ready to fight. My dear, go and rest. Better book that Staycation or vacation before you completely lose it.

9. You’ve Stopped Pretending to Care at Work

Manager: “Can we jump on a quick call?”

You: “Sorry, network is bad.”

Meanwhile you’re lying down, watching cooking videos on TikTok.

10. You’re Planning an Escape—Even if It’s Just to Ibadan

You don’t even need to leave the country. Just somewhere far from responsibilities. If you could disappear to Abeokuta for 3 days, you would. And you should.

Bottom Line: Abeg rest, you sef don try.

In a country where stress is everywhere, choosing to rest is not a luxury, it’s a necessity. If you’ve ticked even two of these signs, it’s time to pack small bag, off your phone and disappear for a bit. Your body go thank you. Your brain go reset. Your vibe go return.

And if the thought of planning everything is already giving you headache—no worry.
Just choose Motai Voyage and we’ll handle everything from start to finish. Whether it’s a chill staycation or that vacation you’ve been dreaming about, all you need to do is pack your bags and we’ll take care of the rest.

Soft life? Secured.
Fun? Guaranteed.
You? Long overdue.